Well there was a poking war going on relentlessly for about an hour. When suddenly one side just stopped. It was quite sad, really. So the other side was declared the King of Po.

It's what really happened honest, only the facts are false.

Fuck, my tea.

—me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

theheirsofdurin:

A Hat Full of Sky — Terry Pratchett

requested by marigoldfaucet :)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

221boylove:

HAHAHAHAHA

221boylove:

HAHAHAHAHA

(Source: larrycumstain)

athomewithmargaery:

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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Natasha Romanoff, Professional Badass

(Source: cannibithobbal)

prettyboystyles:

this is my favorite set of photos for three reasons

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harry’s face when the choreographer calls him a dancer

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louis’ face when harry shows off his dance moves

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the choreographer’s face when he sees harry’s dance moves

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hollywoodacid:

holy shit, this is hilarious

(Source: College Humor)