Well there was a poking war going on relentlessly for about an hour. When suddenly one side just stopped. It was quite sad, really. So the other side was declared the King of Po.

It's what really happened honest, only the facts are false.

A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin  —— (Insp)

“The best fantasy is written in the language of dreams. It is alive as dreams are alive, more real than real … for a moment at least … that long magic moment before we wake.

Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end. Reality is the strip malls of Burbank, the smokestacks of Cleveland, a parking garage in Newark. Fantasy is the towers of Minas Tirith, the ancient stones of Gormenghast, the halls of Camelot. Fantasy flies on the wings of Icarus, reality on Southwest Airlines. Why do our dreams become so much smaller when they finally come true?

We read fantasy to find the colors again, I think. To taste strong spices and hear the songs the sirens sang. There is something old and true in fantasy that speaks to something deep within us, to the child who dreamt that one day he would hunt the forests of the night, and feast beneath the hollow hills, and find a love to last forever somewhere south of Oz and north of Shangri-La.

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to middle Earth.”

(Source: robbsstrk)

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

(Source: allaboutazz)

music-medic:

oh-woah-dope:

x-fin1ty:

drama-ll4ma:

this picture has made my day just a little bit better
OH MY GOD
your blog becomes 300% better once you reblog this

SO QT

RUB A DUB DUB 3 PUGS IN A TUB


arthurdentistry

music-medic:

oh-woah-dope:

x-fin1ty:

drama-ll4ma:

this picture has made my day just a little bit better

OH MY GOD

your blog becomes 300% better once you reblog this

SO QT

RUB A DUB DUB 3 PUGS IN A TUB

arthurdentistry

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

lordsofdisney:

Please read.. and reblog. For all the children who are/feel excluded. For all the children who have no friend. Because it is important. Because we ALL are important !

nickgoeshere:

Here’s an example of sexism in the media. It’s very subtle, but it’s insidious, and it’s everywhere.

Men’s washroom and women’s washroom, each with an ad in the mirror. Both ads are for the same car. However, the text is slightly changed - in the men’s, it tells you that you look a million bucks but would look even better in that car. In the women’s, it gives you concern that you’re having a bad hair day but that’d be okay if you had that car.

The men’s ad assumes you’re confident and powerful and tries to optimize that image. The women’s ad undermines your opinion of yourself and tells you how to fix it.

Seriously. That shit is fucked.

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show